Come sapete, girano molte voci sulle preferenze sessuali del più celebre tra i funghetti elettronici. Da diverso tempo se ne parla su blog e forum, qualcuno ha creato dei cartoni animati, altri hanno trattato il tema con i fumetti (ne abbiamo postato uno anche sulla pagina facebook di GQ) e qualche anno fa è stato scritto addirittura un brano in stile Broadway accompagnato da un divertente video. Se (come il sottoscritto) ve l’eravate perso eccolo qui:
Poi, per i Karaoke-addicted ecco il testo originale:
HAVE YOU MET TOAD?
HE’S PRINCESS PEACH’S PA
JUST BETWEEN US, I THINK HE’S DEFINITELY GAY
YOU MAY NOT AGREE, BUT LISTEN CLOSE AND YOU’LL SEE
HE’S VERY LIKELY TO BE A BIG GAY
(BIG GAY)
HE SHOPS FOR SHOES LIKE ARETHA FRANKLIN IN A BIG HAT STORE
HE’S A JUDY IDOLIZER, WITH FACIAL MOISTURIZER GALORE
(GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY)
HE LOVES BALLET
AND HE OWNS THE GOLDEN GIRLS ON DVD
HE WENT TO SEMINARY
LINK SAYS HE’S A FAIRY FOR SURE
(AND LINK KNOWS HIS FAIRIES)
ON THE OTHER HAND, HE MAY JUST BE METRO
PLENTY OF GUYS ARE GOIN’ THAT WAY, TODAY-AY
AND IF HE’S GAY, WE STILL WOULD LIKE
(WOULD LIKE)
WOULD LIKE
(WOULD LIKE)
HIM AN-
(HIM AN-)
-Y WAY!
THAT’S MY FRIEND TOAD,
SO YEAH, HE’S DEFINITELY GAY
IT’S NOT HIS FAULT, THEY CULTIVATED HIM THAT WAY
HE SWEARS THAT HE’S BI, WE’RE PRETTY SURE ITS A LIE,
BUT EITHER WAY A FUNGI, WHO SAYS “HAAYY!”